Showing posts with label Crochet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crochet. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Urban farming,weaving,crochet,cooking, gardening, backyard chickens, tiger woods golf

Busy, busy,busy! The problem with having lots of things to blog about? No time to do it. Between tons of company,  my new Kitchen aid, getting the garden in, working in the studio, Making the studio work (we have an electrical problem that yesterday was finally traced  back to a bad switch) And twisting my leg so everything took longer .......and oh........ hurt........ AND many smaller projects which include crocheting pretty little baby blankets and a rug for the kitchen......  I haven't been able to get near the computer.  OH yeah and tiger woods golf came out a week ago so I've been  building my golfer for a week. Jimmy has been spent more time on his golfer than I have so he is beating me right now.  But I'm not worried cuz once I get to legend I will take him down.  He chokes on the back nine .
I got  a great deal on a BOLT of 100% cotton  large gauge yarn last summer and just now got around to using it.   You can tell I'm a beginner at this cuz my rug looks like its going to be about 8 feet long.  Its looks really cool but is waaaaay to long. Jimmy thinks I should dye it and use it in the living room.  But no. I will stubbornly persist! And sometime in May I will be spilling  coffee and god knows what else, on a handmade carpet that would sell for $300  on etsy. I have no shame.  While I was  buying yarn at weaving works http://www.weavingworks.com/knitting_weaving_yarns.html I ran across a  full size loom.  I want it. I have visions of spending next winter weaving by the fire.  Jimmy says he thinks I should finish my printmaking class before I start something new.  I think maybe he has already tallied the price tag for all the new printmaking materials I am going to  'need' after I take the  class.   I'm still looking for a high MP SLR camera to photograph the stuff I've already completed. I never really thought of myself as an expensive woman. I don't spend money on fashion or getting my nails done and I drive a 10 year old car by choice. (ya just cant do the things I do to a car in something brand new and shiny.  The back seat is speckled with  oil paint from the  'i could have sworn it was dry enough to move" paintings ,the trunk full of splinters from all the wood I haul, and it still smells a little like chickens and peaches from the last trip we took to the east side of the mountains)  But I spend more on my  'projects' than any person in history ever spent on vanity.  Jimmy  mostly just  sighs heavily   as the cash is passed over the counter, only occasionally   verbalizing discontent at the high cost of  living with me.  Fortunate for me he likes the result..... usually ( he hated the wind chimes).    And sometimes I think he is ok with paying for  a laugh.  Like right now when I have an out of control crochet project. or when I  accidentally left the back door open and the chickens invited themselves into the living room for a  little  'leave it to beaver' and  a snack. But I digress.
The garden is all in except for the  hot weather stuff like tomatoes and cucumbers and they are all sitting pretty in the shuttle enjoying the light and ambient 78 degree days.  Jimmy has everything he needs for the cold frames for them and we are just waiting til the time is right to put them in the ground.  I saw itty bitty baby lettuce  popping up through the soil yesterday and the snow peas I put in the  planting bags are beginning  to  show movement. 
Yesterday we let the girls into the grassy run for the first time. They were so happy!.  After a week in chicken prison they were so glad to be out in the grass they were silent all day.  Elphie of course was only happy for about 10 minutes then spent all her time  pacing the fence trying to escape.  The reds watched her with amusement as they grazed happily and occasionally gave each other the 'she just doesn't get it' look  before snacking  on an unsuspecting beetle.
So, that's it pretty much for today. Things are serenely busy at Frankie and Jimmy's  urban backyard farm.  Right now I need to head out to the garage and count canning jars so I know how many I need to collect over the summer. Then I gotta ............

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Suck,crochet,Mars retrograde

I haven't blogged in a while cuz... well things around the suburban farm have kinda sucked and I'm not much for whining in public. More of a problem solver.... But I'm back.
I fried not one but two computers from September to November and Jimmy was nervous about me using his Mega-fine-tuned-video-editing-bring-you-coffee-in-the-morning computer cuz even he noticed that everything I touched blew up for the last 4 months. Seriously? ever have a time period when EVERYTHING you touch disintegrates before your eyes?....... Sheesh!
Anyway to minimise the damage I took up crochet. ( I figured it was something to do that wasn't too dangerous and if I screwed it up no one would die or lose a leg and the cats ear healed nicely) The result was 22 scarves in 6 weeks ( guess what everyone got for Xmas?) and one ear flap hat that Jimmy will only wear to check the chickens cuz its well... damned ugly! I had to make him an alpaca scarf to make up for it which sounds like no great hardship except that I am horribly allergic to all things animal hair. For love of Jimmy, I itched and sneezed for three days.
When he opened it on xmas morning he said it was nice. NICE?..... NICE? all the suffering I went through and he says NICE?
On to a different topic. My last art opening bombed (part of the suck) No one showed. I found out later that zero marketing was done for it.... but still... what do I have to do to get some attention in this town? slice off my ear?shove a whip up my butt? Gah!
So the whole thing inspired me to get a real job. Shouldn't be too hard right? 56 resume submissions later and I've only had one interview which I screwed up. I mean I really screwed it up. I said something so stupid I didn't even know it until an hour and a half after I got home and was running through the interview in my head. I'm actually embarrassed. Good grief I have an excellent education from an excellent school...... how could I have been such a retard?
All this and more happened before Mars and Mercury went retrograde, so I'm hiding under the bed until its all over in March. Which brings me to the next topic....
Mars went retrograde Dec 20Th, shortly after so did Mercury. The suck factor should be ramping up for a bunch of you out there right now. I'm not much in a mood to give advice right now. Lets face it my own advice hasn't been working for me so how can I tell anyone else what to do. I will say this. hold your temper, drive carefully and think long and hard before you open your mouth. The peak point will occur 2 days either side of January 27th. I suggest marking the dates cuz this one should be a doozy. Look for a royal type person to make major headlines about that time or possibly an actor (American royalty). Look for violence and just plain stupidity. Oh and expect some very stormy/snowy weather. It will all be over the first week in March and we can look forward to some rigorous spring cleaning.
That's about all I have the energy for right now. Most of you know the retrograde drill anyway.
As for myself, I'm crawling back under the bed with my crochet and I'm gonna try NOT to poke myself in the eye. Wish me luck!

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