Dear HashTag, Consider this a warning. You may be the uber spoiled favorite. But even favorites need to know their place. A little humility would keep you in good standing. I have given you food, shelter, affection, a harem, and a peerage. All that you are... I have given. AND I can take it all away. I do understand that you are struggling to attain the respect that you think your position deserves. I also understand that you are struggling with your masculinity.... being raised by 7 women. I also know that you are doing your job as well as any rooster in the history of roosters has ever done. Your rooster credentials are not in question. You must understand: Your domain is yours and You are mine. I am at the top of the pecking order. Not you! I will continue to sit on you until you understand that basic fact.
Yours Truly,
Dread Sovereign
So, Hash is trying very hard to herd me with the other girls. He was pecking my shoes and pants legs when I went outside. The solution (from my research) was to use the flat of my hand to push him to the ground firmly but gently. In chicken language this says ....Yes! I AM the boss of you! I've been doing it for 2 days and it seems to be working. I like simple solutions to problems. If only everything in the human world could be solved with chicken laws!
Yours Truly,
Dread Sovereign
So, Hash is trying very hard to herd me with the other girls. He was pecking my shoes and pants legs when I went outside. The solution (from my research) was to use the flat of my hand to push him to the ground firmly but gently. In chicken language this says ....Yes! I AM the boss of you! I've been doing it for 2 days and it seems to be working. I like simple solutions to problems. If only everything in the human world could be solved with chicken laws!
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