Thursday, November 14, 2013

Chickens are not yard art, eat it or not, do the right thing

So...this thing happened yesterday.  A nice couple showed up on my doorstep at 8:15 am with a rooster in a cage.  They wanted to know if it was one of mine  that perhaps escaped over the fence.   (Of course it was NOT one of mine because my chickens are spoiled and happy and would never run away from home.) The male part of the couple told me he had found it behind his house in the park.  He told me his logic was that  ..since we are the only folks in the immediate vicinity with chickens, that he thought it was one of ours.   He also said he found a cardboard box near by which was unusual  because the place is super clean.  I asked the man how hard it was to catch him and he said not at all. The rooster came up to him and allowed himself to be picked up.  That alone says hand raised.  I thanked the couple for their kindness.  If it had been one of my flock I would have been  grateful for their thoughtfulness.  After they left I  decided to check craigslist for a lost rooster.   I was surprised at how many  free roosters were on CL.   The third listing I checked  was a photo of the rooster   the couple had brought to me.  This big beautiful  boy had very distinct coloring and markings so, yes, it was him.  The listing had been up for a while. He had been, in the owners own words, "an easter chick".
  The Seattle times had an article a few months ago  about chicken dumping in parks and wooded areas.   Its become a  problem.  All those folks who jumped on the urban chicken  'cool train' a few years ago are now getting tired of them.  (FYI: I was sneaking chickens into my backyard years before it was  'cool' or even legal)   Chicks are adorable and  young hens provide eggs and.... that's great.  But , the  'cool' is wearing off and the hens are getting old and roosters are no more acceptable in a  condensed neighborhood than a barking dog.  People who would never even think about dumping a dog or cat  10 miles from home have no problem with driving old and socially unacceptable  poultry into the country and dropping them off.
  "They are just chickens" you say.    Chickens are very social animals.  Taking one that has been in a flock and in a protected environment since birth and dumping it in the woods  where it is alone and afraid and  unequipped to fend for itself is just cruel.   It is much more merciful and responsible to  cut off its head than to leave it  to be ripped apart by predators.
 Eat it or not.  Don't let it suffer because you are to much  a coward to do the right thing. If you are thinking about getting chickens, please consider first what you will do when they get old and stop laying or if that cute little  chick   turns out to be a large noisy rooster. If you are not willing to nail a killing cone to the side of the garage then you are looking at an eight to ten year commitment.
   Yes, I know this blog advocates back yard farming but, only if you are responsible and courageous  enough to handle the  unpleasant  tasks that go with it.   Chickens are not fashion accessories or yard art.  Chickens are  domesticated animals that depend on us to do the  right thing. 

Monday, November 4, 2013

Vintage 1950's cold ceramic molds, plaster molds, no tv, company coming, how old are they?

I hate DST! I'm Ok  with waking up at 4 am.  I'm not OK with waking up at 3 am.  And I mean WIDE AWAKE.   So, I guess I will blog now and nap later cuz there is no way I will make it til 10 pm  without a nap.
We have company coming.  Jimmy's sister and niece will be here this weekend.  This niece is around 10.  I know... I'm a bad aunt!  I have no idea how old my nieces and nephew actually are.  In my head I judge their ages by...Eyes on them at all times (0-5). Can be in other room or just outside but must be able to hear them at all time (6-8)  Check on them every 15 or 20 minutes  but don't let them know you are checking (9-11) .  Can be trusted  unsupervised for up to 2 hours as long as  they are  not allowed to get bored (12)  In their room with the door shut (13-15)   "no you cant have the keys to the car (16-17)  Seriously? You're graduating?  How did I get that old? (18).
I'm a bit worried that the niece will be at loose ends.  Jimmy and I gave up TV  3 years ago so, that entertainment option is out.  They are coming from Vegas so I'm sure cold, dark and rainy will be a bit of shock.  Last time they were here  temps were in the low 60's and Jimmy's sister was turning blue.  Jimmy's sister said that the niece just wants to  do art and play with the chickens.   Art I got!  So,  over the next couple of days I will get various projects organized  and prepped.  I recently acquired my grandmothers cold (plaster) ceramic molds from the 50' and 60's.  These things are so cool!  1960's wall hanging bathroom fish and seahorses.  Fighting cocks and fruit  for  the kitchen AND 1960's ballerina's!  I already  have about a dozen  of them made up.     I remember my grandmother painting them with enamel model paint.    I did two test pieces...one with enamel and the other with  modern  acrylic 'craft' paint.  Enamel is the way to go.  Gives them that authentic  vintage  look.  They are really fun to do  so I imagine many of them will wind up on Etsy cuz really?  How much ceramic fruit can you have in your kitchen?  Feral Jane has requested a pair of fighting cocks so I will be making  at least two sets of those. One set for her and one set for me.  Hopefully the niece will find them as entertaining as I do.  I will also  pull out some fabric for aunt marthas iron on transfers so she can do some fabric painting.  There is always  classic painting. I will set up an easel for her .  Maybe even a lesson in print making.  Then of course there is cleaning.  I looked around yesterday and there are bits and pieces of  projects all over the house. Sewing, crochet,  ACEO's, canning jars, fabric paints, books....every where... books!  I will be spending the next few days   putting books back on shelves, canning jars in the garage, art supplies and paintings  in the studio, fabric in the trunk,  costumes in the closet (these were all dug for a last minute job this week that required grab,pack,go).   It occurs to me that 'normal people' just have to dust, vacuum and change the sheets on the guest bed.

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